EDITOR's NOTE: Too funny...some marketing hack with great love put this together I guess. I'd say of the 3, the Harley wedding cake topper might have had a shot. Uur VP of Marketing, Deepak Advani, often reminds us that people do tattoo the Harley brand logo on their bodies. I'd just love to see the marketing plans and target markets for the other two. Everlast Cologne should be in Big Lots or CVS pharmacy by now for 1.99. --K

When Brand Extensions Go Bad:
"Cologne made by Everlast? Something smells funny to us.

Marketers are forever trying to trick out old brands with new extensions. A few work, but most--like the late, unlamented Hooters Air--don't. Here, according to a survey of 500 marketing experts by TippingSprung and Brandweek magazine, are three new products that 'least fit the brand's core values.'

Sylvester Stallone pudding

With another Rocky flick on the way, what better time for a branded low-carb treat? 'Stallone™ High Protein Pudding is a healthy alternative to many other snack foods or protein bars,' says Instone, the company behind the custard. '[And] it tastes delicious!' Sorry, Sly, but you've lost your punch.

Harley-Davidson cake-decorating kit

Hell's Angel food cake, anyone? About 20% of Harley 's revenues come from parts, accessories, apparel, and stuff like the "Xtreme Image cake-decorating kit." The kit is part of the brand's push to attract female riders. But will frills and bells sit well with guys--who still account for 90% of Hog customers?

Everlast fragrance and grooming line

Everlast began selling cologne and deodorant under the label "Original 1910" this spring. CEO Seth Horowitz says, "Our brand core is boxing, and our core values are individuality, strength, determination, and empowerment." But we can't get that dank-gym smell out of our heads.