Predictions for iPhone Launch Day
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By Krista
You heard it here first in the Kristasphere boys and girls...
- Paris Hilton will have one.
- Someone will get shot and/or stabbed to death in line outside an AT&T store on Friday. Over an iPhone.
- Despite all the pre-release hype, there will be an "iPhone Sucks" web site up by 12PM.
- P.Diddy, Pharrell Williams, or Jay-Z will have one day of announce.
- Oprah will give it away on her next 'Favorite Things' show and cause a riot in the city of Chicago.
- Fake Steve's blog traffic will bring Blogger to it's knees by 9am.
- Fake Steve will not care about #6 because Blogger is run by Google, so it will cheese Sergey and Larry off.
- A year from now Apple will have its own proprietary wireless network. Why else would they launch this device on the crappiest service provider there is? (Cingular) It's like serving filet mignon on a trash can lid.
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2 Responses to Predictions for iPhone Launch Day
Krista,
Excellent! I esepecially hear you on the last one. I have shingular service myself, and have for years. I never had a problem with dropped calls until, curiously enough, they started that ad campaign for fewest dropped calls. It is as if, they had a cost saving plan to eliminate 50% of the towers in their network and asked themselves how they were going to handle this, and decided to opt for a full on, preventative media strike. Maybe people would fall victim to cognative dissonance. "My phone just hung up in mid-sentence, but the company says it has the best track record for this sort of thing...sure glad I'm not with another carrier".
Mark: Thanks. How do you think the other carriers will respond? I noticed yesterday that Verizon is offering their LG VCast TV phone FREE to existing customers who are eligible for upgrades.
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